Hold on,
These shoes are killing me!
Buy new ones - I'm not a bank!
Let's drink,
On a light layer,
Fucking junky, Why are you so bitchy today?
Because of the shoes,
Gerda, Private, “Gerdos” again?
Do you give discount on mondays now
I envy you from the bottom of my heart, I'm just green with envy,
Some more, some less,
Gerdos is probably the most expensive of us, breathtaking,
- Like chocolate, - Fantastic,
Do not touch,
- Is that really your name? - No,
I thought you were Gerda,
Gerda, I'm Kai,
My name is Lera,
And why Gerda?
Therefore,
Wait don't go
Another private dance? You are very beautiful,
Can you stay a little longer
Stand still for a moment,
Good,
Wait,
I ask you as a human,
Stop for a moment, please,
Go away you bitch!
Sucked you through eight private dances, didn't you?
Bitch! You want everyone to think we're hookers around here, yeah?
Go suck cocks at the train station! Go wash your mouth!
What are we going to do with you now? You are disgusting!
So what do we do with you now?
Slut!
- You cunt! - Good now!
Slut! I'll finish you! It is enough! Calm down!
- Dirty bitch! - Stop!
Bitch! It's all ok, Chill out,
Daughter, let's talk,
Where's Mama?
The task of the sociologists consisted precisely in
to elevate sociology to the rank of
the exact sciences, based on observation,
However, neither Samt-Simon nor other sociologists have
not even Comte managed to break away from
idealism and apriorism in understanding society,
Knowledge is present in man from the beginning,
before gaining earthly experiences,,,
I'm dying,
In man there is a source,
Don't play dumb,
- What source? - Just any source,
About the inner source,
about the reflection triggered by the soul on the
beautiful itself, which the soul has observed,
while she sojourned among myriads of gods
before experiencing her earthly incarnation,
“Reflecting on what is there on the basis
of what is here is not easy for any soul,
In the analogues here there is no reflection of
righteousness, purity and all that is of value to the soul,
But where it came from, no soul
returns for tens of thousands of years,
for before the end of that time it will not grow wings,'
questionnaires,
Folders,
Signature and name in capital letters,
- Thanks, - Please,
- Good day, - Questionnaires,
- Folders, - Thanks,
Please,
Who's there? Sociological Survey,
- What do you want? - Talk,
Get away or I'll call the police!
Let's take a little break, shall we? Yes,
Lerotsch ka, have a drink with us, my dear,
Come on,
We all congratulate you
And above all, of course, wish you good health,
If you have health, you have everything, Right? That's what they say,
He has 30 years
worked in an unhealthy company,
The lungs are gone,
We've been together for 30 years,
- Come on, - Down with it!
On your well-being, To the birthday boy, what else,
Stop, stop, stop! Take a sniff,
Try it Come on!
Have a cucumber with it, Bite off a piece,
- Good this way? - Everything OK?
It has it all, doesn't it?
Here, cheese for you, Catch up! hop!
And here is meat, Put on her more!
Who actually thinks all this up? sociology experts,
Oho,
Excuse me please, For me it's time,
I'll fill this out for you,
If they call you, tell me I've talked to you for an hour,
No no no,
What the party says will be done, Not so much, less,
It's good for digestion,
There are bound to be questions left, Bring it on,
Seryosha, your vodka is pretty strong this time,
In which era would you like to live?
Before the revolution, in the Soviet Union, I like the time I live in,
Waija, what era would you like to live in?
I don't know that, Before the revolution,
- How come? - Why?
You know, I would ride around Moscow in a carriage like that
and wave me with a fan,
Would you like to live in Russia or would
you rather emigrate to another country?
- Oh, I would emigrate, - Where?
Where would I go? On these,,, What's their name?
Sweta? Well, these,,, On these,,,
- On what? - Come on!
Serjoscha, Stjopka brought us these things from there,
Damn it! I can't figure it out, like always,
And don't we get anything for our answers?
No - No? Then let's drink,
Let's drink to Valya's “what's your name?”
May those there,,,
I'll get to it! That everything is fine with them,
- Just as, - Come on!
That everything is fine At all, Good, Peace for the world,
Why are you laughing?
One must drink to peace, In one go,
Brave, Cucumber,
Will you serve the kid something from the main course today? Potatoes,,,
Baby, why don't you eat?
You take nothing Then, master of the house, you do it,
Careful, go eat - Eat, eat!
It was in the oven for a long time, It sure tastes good,
Sweta,,,
Wait, Let's sing something first, Come on, together,
A birch leaf floats gently like smoke from the tree, withered and weary
During the rest, the accordion plays the autumn dream waltz song
The basses wail through the fir trees, and all around in the evening light
As if under a spell, my dear friends listen to me
In the strange forest the waltz sounds, the longing burns hotly
And everyone listens and dreams and sings about the loved one they know
Think again of the golden May and know - the way back means:
Always stay true to your homeland, Because your happiness awaits there
With this waltz back in May, for dancing and games and jokes
With this waltz, love sang into your heart at home
Come in,
But carefully,
Everything OK?
Come,
Eat up Then we go for a walk,
Lerka, I had an epiphany,
I imagined it all,
You know the earth revolves around
the sun at 2,000 kilometers per second,
Yes and?
Introduce yourself! We're sitting here now
but in reality the earth is racing like a possessed one,
Eat now
Please,
Maybe some tea, kid? I don't have time, grandma,
Are you coming for work or what? No, this is an internship,
If I don't do that, I won't get a good grade,
Naturally,
Which hygiene products do you prefer? Specify the brand,
Fine, I'll fill this out myself,
How often do you drink alcohol per week?
I don't drink at all, once a week,
twice a week, more than twice a week,
Fine, you don't drink, Let's move on,
How do you feel about a ford at work? Nonsense,,,
Find your socio-economic situation
and your living conditions satisfactory?
Yes, no, I don't know,
Satisfied,,, Satisfied,,,
satisfactory,
How do you deal with difficulties?
Life is always difficult, but you have to hope for the best,
Difficulties make people
strong, I have no difficulties,
Baby, life is always difficult,
But you have to hope for the best,
Are you happy?
Oh, I don't feel like asking such questions,
Only yes or no counts here,
- Let's write, - All right,
What income are you aiming for? Indication in rubles,
Well, I'm getting 8,000 rubles in pension now,
There was a recent increase of 600 rubles,
First there were 7,400,
And now 8,000,
Oh well, 8,000,
Should I write 8,000 rubles?
Let's open Otherwise he kicks in the door again,
He kicks them in one way or another, I'll open,
Mom, go into the room, He's going right now,
Girls,,,
let's talk I,,,
Please go, She mustn't get upset,
I tell you that I love you,
Mom, are you listening? Go into the room
let's talk
Just have pity on me! Or have pity on her!
Why are you coming here?
Come here!
Act like a human! Then sit down and we'll talk!
Why are you yelling at me - Stop yelling!
Get lost! Leave us alone! Why should I?
What are you doing? Are you crazy?
Just go,
Sascha,,,
- Does he hit you? - No, Never,
Please don't report this to the police,
In fact, it's just a scratch,
But I have to report this to the police, When it comes to knife stories, they're strict,
Do you have money?
Cool!
- Oho! Show me! - Leave it,
Not in the mood?
She's always in the mood, Isn't it, Tanya?
You are never in a bad mood, I am for positive thinking,
Oh what people!
Oh, the Lollipop Gerdosina!
Didn't suck any cocks at the train station today?
Leave her alone! I'm happy for you,
Are there enough men?
Can she suck to the fullest, Isn't it, Gerda?
What are you looking at?
- Girls! - What was that now?
Gerda, what was that?
What shoud that? Girls, leave them alone,
Damned!
Lera, aren't you afraid anymore?
Look at me,
Are you not afraid at all anymore?
What are you doing? Girls, why are you so hard on her?
What's happening?
Look at me, Gerda,
Is good, Calm down, Come here,
Why do you cry? I was only joking,
All right, Calm down, It's all ok,
Calm, calm, Everything will be fine,
I can't give more, Take two thousand,
What is that? You were out in the field yesterday!
I won't give any more, Fucking junkie,
Gerdos, here are ten thousand, Blow someone for five more,
What is it?
- I'm just kidding, - Thanks,
Gerdos, I would blow the whole town for my mother,
Tanja, there are customers for you,
It's four in the morning, Fuck you Dimon
do it!
Nadia, calm down,
All right, I'm going,
Lerka
Are you all right? - 5:38 a,m,
It was only enough for a simple cake,
From where did you get the money? Smart girl,
5:39,
What do you have?
What does the clock say - 5:39,
5:41,
Hooray! Happy Birthday! Thanks,
Lerka, I have a new insight, But don't scold, okay?
Tell
On everyone's birthday, all of their cells are renewed,
Then you are a whole new person,
Every year he gets a renewal program,
And he only has to say to himself:
'I'm brand new,
I can be whoever I want, A different person,
The Langoliers ate everything in the past,
I'm brand new Dropped everything,'
- Who? - The Langoliers,
The movie monsters with the teeth, Do you remember?
You can choose anything,
You just have to decide what you want to be,
And the program is already running,
Damn, I could use a sip, but there's nothing there,
Lera,,, Wait, I'll call a friend,
To you of you!
Why are you whispering I do not know,
The cake is delicious,
Very cute,
I do not know, I like it, Why is there jelly on it?
There's no jelly on it, And what is this?
That brings luck - a piece of orange,
Didn't you get any? crap, no, Let's drink?
Listening times, How about new wallpaper? This one's kinda pretty old,
Why are you laughing?
Marry me now And we adopt them,
A house, kids and all that,
On your well-being,
To Lerka and her wings,
Oleg, do you know that Lerka has wings?
Don't start with that! You can see her in a photo of her,
Nonsense, They just printed the photo poorly, that's all,
Yes, seriously,
You just can't see them now,
Everything oppresses her, so she cannot unfold her wings,
But one day,,, It's enough, really,
Alright, I'm quiet, Don't scold,
You really have wings,
Make yourself comfortable,
So, happy birthday,
Flush it down if you don't like it,
My leg has already fallen asleep,
They dropped it when they paid,
They're filthy rich,
- Take a hundred, - No thank you,
You already gave me something
Then you don't have to pay back the old debt,
These guys want you, The shift is almost over,
As you wish,
What do you have? They've got a bunch of coal,
Don't go with them,
Come on, Show me what you got,
If I had something to show I had a real, really,
Well then, Tanyukha, take care, Bye,
You can hardly stand up,
Let's go to me - Come on, work calls,
I will behave, Yes, behave yourself,
Verse '5, Hey, Tanya! Look here!
Equals two!
What a slut, There, she got in,
And where is she going? Without saying goodbye,
Look,
Where is she going?
Why did she get into Tanja's car?
Tanja, let's get out of here,
Why, Gerdos? Do you have your pants full?
Why did you come with me
Do you see how many dollars they have?
And they just hang out of their pockets,
- What is? - What?
Oh! Exactly what I need,
- Thanks, - Please,
Make it short,
Tanya, let's go,
Beauties!
So,,, What is it, girls?
You are tanya
And you Lera,
Lera, how is your cave?
Come on, let's unload, How are you?
- Gently, gently! - Slow down!
How are you girlfriend How are you?
Come here, Sit down,
What's going on there? Did it blow Tanja away?
Hey! Hi!
What is it, little one? What's happening? is she ok
Hey pioneer girl!
Then you'll have to put in a double shift!
Tanya, relax, You'll be better soon,
I have the antidote,
Can we maybe go
She does not feel good, Yes, of course,
What's going on here? What is this?
Nobody here wants to rape you, Either your money back or your feet wide,
The latter! We're going to the police,
Let's go, We didn't take anything, Where? We are already here'
Jingle! Police!
What, you want it standing?
I want to sing
Give her a microphone, Here's a microphone,
Sing, Here's the microphone,
Snow, what wonderful snow
Through the snow, as if asleep, I flee into the old castle
A trail, one's lonely trail
As if life's easy course was lost on the snow
Everyone in this world needs a friend
A tender and gentle friend who wards off misfortune
May storm and blowing snow rage,
Then call me three times over nine lands, and I hasten to come
Friend, my true and faithful friend
We fly with you as if we were sleeping, up above the clouds
May our friendship last for centuries
Just like the light of the lighthouse, and never go out
Everyone in this world needs a friend
A tender and gentle friend who wards off misfortune
May storms and snowstorms rage
Then call me three times over nine lands, and I hasten to come
Well, smart girl,
Well done,
Good, Relax yourself,
Shit, I can't get it up now, dammit,
You did it
Come on, Grab your girlfriend and get out of here,
Lera?
Open the door,
Water,
No, cold,
Who are you?!
Damned!
The Greeks believed that a sleepwalking person meant
that the soul,,,
looking for a way out of the body,
In a way she's already free
but the body doesn't know yet,
They're not really connected anymore,
And there's no turning back,
The soul can only wander
while the body sleeps,
And wait for him to fall asleep forever,
Shut your mouth,
That's what the Greeks thought,
Oleg, you are an artist,
Yes something like that,
Here,
How nice,
I've always wanted to paint,
But I can not,
Your walls,,, are no good,
Give it to me,
Lera, something else below, It's already dry there,
And here's where my knee is,
Very beautiful,
And how do you make a living as an artist? Do you sell your pictures
No, I'm an undertaker, I paint the pictures for myself,
Mom, he has a dark sense of humor, He jokes
And so a survey always requires
direct contact with the respondent,
And we here understand what special personalities there are,
Some just refuse to say anything on principle,
You may be faced with a variety of questions,
"Why all that? Nothing changes anyway,"
"What a nonsense, And who pays for that?"
Even if someone strictly refuses, the questioner must remain calm,
In addition, you have to prove yourself as a sensitive psychologist,
follow the development of the situation,
guide the interlocutor in the right direction,
follow the development of the situation, the interlocutor
steer in the right direction
it allows to better understand people's consciousness,
Go through to the room,
Have a seat,
Excuse me, can I use the toilet?
Yes of course, Along the corridor on the right,
Why is he whining?
He is neutered, but Musja is in heat,
Does he understand that he is neutered?
Probably not,
Can we maybe go to the kitchen?
You know, I forgot I have another class,
I have to go, Excuse me please,
- Come back later, - Yes,
Mom go to sleep
I don't feel like sleeping,
Girls I love you so much
girls let's talk
Mom, go to sleep!
Damned,
Lyuska, don't judge me,
I am your dad Mom and I will work this out between us,
You go to sleep, Do you understand?
Mom, are you listening? Go to sleep,
Irischka, let's talk, I'm talking to you,
Daughter, do you at least love me?
Let's have a drink,
Let's go to her
Please let her sleep,
Give it to me, I drink and you hold back,
Let me drink this
Lerka! Stand up! Are you feeling bad?
No Let's go to my room,
It must be,
We need to let his soul go from here,
Last night when I fell asleep I thought:
May he,,,
with this woman,,,
go well,
And suddenly,,,
there was that green flash outside the window,
I knew it was his soul,
Do you understand?
She needs to be let out of here,
But don't scold, I got up and understood
what to do, My whole body is shaking,
Let's do it now
This is his soul,
May our dad fare well,
Lerka,
let us ask with all our might
that his soul can detach itself from here,
How many people are in your family?
Me and my son He is currently in the army,
Your workplace?
I'm mostly at home, but also in
a tailor's shop, every third day,
Your monthly income per family member?
Well, two with my son, 25,000 each,
Undeclared income is also included,
25,000,
The material situation of the family has improved over the
past year, has remained the same, has deteriorated, don't know,
Got better,
Do you agree that the country is on the right
course, despite the obstacles and difficulties?
I agree,
May I inspect your living conditions?
How many rooms do you have
Three,
No husband?
I am divorced,
A lover?
What are these questions?
Very ordinary,
And is there a man?
Listen, what's the point of this question?
Please do something to stop my father from coming to our house,
Sit down,
Tell us something Come on, What classic,
You need such an anecdote book, Yes, like Trachtenberg, So similar,
Do you know Trachtenberg? Through math, of course,
Trachtenberg was before your time, So what?
Here is an apple, And a core,
And the apple is the nutritive substance around it,
If it falls, it rots and the
seeds grow into a new tree,
The soul is reborn,
As what?
Well, as anything,
As a human, animal, plant,
What happens when the body dies? The body rots,
Exactly, And that was it? Maggots,
I can also imagine my body afterwards, when
the maggots are gone, when it's rotten,
No,,, I can imagine myself in a different form,
I'm not saying imagine yourself in a different guise,
You will never have another form, you are just dead
pizza, people!
Usually lying down,,, The pizza is here!
Which one do you like?
That there,
Which? This one?
Only that?
Yes,
Pizza, folks,
Today we buried a woman who was really fat,
And those assholes were too stingy to buy a casket to fit,
The coffin with her in it didn't fit through the door,
I took them out and then put them back in,
The butt fit in, the sides didn't,
I pressed them in there like dough,
And nails hammered in from above, Did you make it?
Girls,,, Happiness and health to you,
- I love you, - And wealth,
- Come on, Katya, - Hey, Gerdos,
Here,
No thank you, I do not want, Take, otherwise it will be something,
Happy Birthday,
Thanks, Happy Birthday! Hooray!
You think you're cool, don't you, Gerdos?
And you are a beauty, Cool, isn't it?
What's your face? What's happening?
Gerdos,,,
Stop it now, she's had enough, Do you want?
Do you have anything -Yes,
My black one, are you making progress?
Nope
There is no second chance,
How is it looking? Yes, we put everyone together,
Shit, there are three cripples in the audience,
And all for Gerdos? Definitely,
Are these your cripples, Gerdos?
How much does one blow job cost you?
And such a delicate dress, Like a princess,
Dima, this is my track again, Let Sasha know,
If this is your track, then dance,
I have to change my clothes, For what reason?
Take care,
You star
Bye,
My larva is hungry,
What again? How long has it been?
Take the pill or fuck with gummies,
What's wrong? For how many times?
Gerdos, howdy,
Tanya has died,
Sorry
- A napkin, please, - Naturally,
All right, girls,
I go,
We order a taxi,
Have a nice meal,
Goodbye
Let's drink on Tanyukha,
May she be well there,
Naomi, aren't you drinking today?
No, I'm totally exhausted after the procedure,
Can we turn on normal music?
Maybe no music? It's all kind of weird,
Let's put on Tanyucha's music, Good,
How many pelmeni do you eat at once?
10, 15, more, own statement,
Do you eat what you want without paying
attention to nutritional recommendations?
Yes, no, own statement,
Can't resist a candy before you eat?
Yes, no, own statement,
Do you drink anything during the meal?
Yes, no, own statement,
Do you refuse the desire for a second portion?
Yes, no, own statement,
Do you poke around on the plate instead of eating up?
Yes, no, own statement,
How often do you suffer from indigestion?
Once a week, more often, less often, own statement,
What detergent do you prefer?
How many times a week do you clean your apartment?
What kind of toilet paper do you use?
What income are you aiming for? Indication in rubles,
Is that really your name?
Yes,
Your mother loved fairy tales?
Something like that,
Understand,
Do you want me
Yes,
Take me
How much?
Simply that way,
Now listen, Is that some kind of protest for you?
I mean your work
You bury a lot of people,
No, no protest,
Why do you do it then?
Because of the money,
But also to gradually ground myself,
And does it work?
No
Do you want to sleep with me?
Hi,
Good day,
Excuse me, I want to ask you a few questions,
Aren't you from the welfare office?
No
I am a fairy that grants wishes,
What do you want most of all now?
Chocolate,
Crap, Why are you still sleeping?
Wake up, I'm making tea now,
Sleepyhead, wake up, What do you want to do at night?
Do you hear? Stand up!
Hey! Wake up!
Mummy!
Mummy,,,
Wake up! Do you hear? Wake up!
Wake up!
Stop it! Do you hear? Stop it!
Stop it!
Mummy!
Hi,
Are you crying?
I lost my wallet somewhere,
What did you dream?
It seemed to me that behind this forest,,,
hides a completely different life,
One can only dream of,
I ran through the forest,
It rained,
The drops hit my face
and I knew,,,
that everything was over,
I betrayed the world
I walked along the path
so long,
and I felt so happy,
So weightlessly happy,
Because I knew that I,,,
finally found my way, here in the forest,
And he led me,,,
into a wonderful new world that I had never seen,
but from which I,,,
already knew everything,
I was absolutely sure that I would see her
because they,,,
called me,
Shouted so loud,
She looked at me as I sat there peeing,
It was like I had before,,,
had no plan
no clear plan for my life, and now,,,
I knew everything
I stopped being useless,
And then?
Then there was a fence,
I saw him and lost consciousness,
First I was in the hospital,
Then I came home,
You were little
I probably didn't come back at all,
You can't go back,
No, I came back,
I loved you, I loved your father
but I was someone else,
I already knew I was different,
And I'll always be uncomfortable now,
It will always be too tight for me
because I,,,
imagined a different life,
Mine,
Mine too,
Oh no,
Yet, yes, mine
Damn, It's kinda cold,
Wait a moment,
Hasn't evaporated yet,
Doesn't he resent us?
He doesn't care anymore,
He is completely grounded and doesn't notice anything anymore,
Good, Can we go to the underworld now?
Hey Lyuska,
Come here, daughter,
Why are you standing there, little shit, Come here and give me a kiss,
Lyusechka, come here,
I shoot girls,
Should I shoot, Lyuska? D rather not,
- Lera, no! - Fuck it,
Chill out, He won't do anything,
Yes, your father is a bastard, isn't he?
At least you're talking to me,
Lj us ka
Lj US ca
snotty,
You love your dad, don't you?
Snotty,,,
I have only you left,
Lj us enka,,,
Snotty, do you love your daddy?
Let's run them over mountains, Give him a second mountain,
Look how beautiful,
Now we have two ladybugs, Two, Do you see how they feel?
Already used to you,
And this one,,,
Wow,
So, And where is the other one?
I'll tell you a terrible secret now,
You won't tell anyone else either? No,
Actually I'm not your mama
but the queen of the ladybugs,
Look how many there are,
You came to get me,
Now I fly with them to our magic realm,
And I will be the queen and rule there,
Now get me,
Mom, can I come with you?
And now, Lyuska, fall asleep quickly
The Butzemann calls from the mountain:
Give me the Lyuska!
But we won't give them up, because then we won't have any more
Damn!
The life weapon is gone!
Lj u sj a!
Well well well,
And my ID?
There! There He is!
I was already panicking,
So close behind me then,