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Thank you kindly, have a lovely day,
Just a minute!
Here too,
Unless you change your mind, this becomes final in a month,
Thanks, Pusa,
My sympathies,
-I'm sick of playing his mother, -Stop it!
I've had enough!
Have a nice day,
See you next month on the 20th,
I want to rewrite it from scratch,
Same thread, different paradigm,
I'm reinventing myself,
It's already scheduled for printing,
I'll move back with my mother, take a break, then rewrite it,
I'm getting divorced, Tedi,
That sucks,
How about you take over Cipicu's residence?
-He can't go, his brother died, -The Rocker died?
-Heart attack at 39, -Oh man,
Will you?
I can't, If it wasn't for the divorce, I would,
Please, the change will do you good,
Berlin is awesome,
-It's in Berlin? -Yes,
Excuse me,
Hello,
May he rest in peace,
-My condolences, -Ducu sends his condolences,
I don't think he can make it tomorrow morning,
Get a wreath for him too,
What time?
I won't change my mind, I'm only sorry I didn't do it sooner,
This has been dragging on for two years,
We have nothing in common anymore,
I'm the company manager and he's the fussy client,
I've just stopped believing in this,
I think this is the right thing to do,
At least I finally saw the light,
-I can't stay to eat, -At least a meatball,
Who's my sweetie-cutie?
-I made you a list, -You think I'm senile?
Don't feed her junk, she'll bloat,
The poor dear is starving, she can't even meow!
Hello?
Good morning,
Very well, thank you for asking,
And you?
Could I call back a little later?
Monster cabinet!
Monster cabinet?
Monster cabinet! Thrusday, Friday and Saturday,
Monster cabinet!
Monster cabinet! Saturday,
Monster cabinet!
Hello, Giulia?
This is Ducu,
Hi, it's me,
Sorry to bother you,
Can you remember my address here in Berlin?
-Giulia, -Hey,
-For you, -Thanks,
Giulia goes green! Who'd have thought?
I certainly wouldn't have,
But I realised it was what I needed,
A simpler life,
Keeping busy,
So what do you do in this Eco Village?
We work,
In the garden, in the kitchen…
I also hold seminaries, excuse me, seminars,
I see, Nice!
Wait, I'll sign you up as a guest,
Here is my villa,
-"Martinelly"? -I bought it like that,
Come!
-What's his name again? -Markus,
Little imp,
He looks like you,
-Do you have any children? -No,
Luckily, since I'm getting divorced,
-Your wife is an attorney, right? -Yes,
Tough, but what can you do?
I know what it's like, I got divorced six years ago,
He died since,
Oh no, should I reconsider the divorce?
He didn't die of a broken heart, It was an accident,
-I'm sorry, -It's OK,
I had a rough patch, but I'm fine now,
You know what this trailer reminds me of?
Our loft back in Bucharest,
Want some sliced bread with oil, like in the old days?
No,
How about some yoga on the roof, though?
The shoes stay out,
Sit down when you pee, it's a urine-diverting toilet,
For poop, just sprinkle sawdust on top,
-Doesn't it stink? -No,
No flushing at all?
No, we compost it into fertiliser,
-It's a Swedish model, -Damn smart Swedes!
-Good luck, -Thanks,
-Thank you, -He'll be here,
He'll be here in a minute,
Markus, come to say hello to Ducu,
Ducu is an old friend from Romania,
Hi, Markus,
Do you want to respond in Romanian? Say "Buna, Ducu",
Markus,
You can speak in German,
He understands Romanian, but he's shy,
It's not nice, Markus!
He pinches me when he's nervous,
When he was smaller, my legs were bruised all over,
Markus, come here, please,
-What's that? -Veggie soup,
It's more like our stews, and spicy,
-This is spinach, -No, thanks,
Potatoes,
No meatballs or steaks?
No, we're meat-free,
Salad?
Manfred, this is my friend, Ducu, I've told you about him,
Manfred is a playwright,
He and his wife have joined us recently,
He's my disciple, I help him get settled in,
All new arrivals get a mentor,
Ulli there was my mentor,
Please turn that off,
I'm sorry,
It's my fault, I should have told you,
Enjoy your meal,
Hi,
Sorry for making you wait,
-You work in the kitchen too? -We all take turns,
Still on Dunhills?
-Can I have one? -No, they're polluting,
Here,
Thanks,
It tastes better than I remembered,
How about coming to Berlin?
I will, for the Zug,
-The what? -"Zug der Liebe,"
It's a parade, a bunch of us go,
You could come too,
Yeah, I'm crazy about parades,
Come on, you'll like it,
Hello,
Sorry I couldn't pick up yesterday,
What cream?
Yes, I took a small jar,
I didn't know it was your eye cream,
Thanks,
My writing is going great,
-This thing isn't working, -How so?
The camera thing is off,
-Press there, -Here?
-Hi, -Right,
Ducu dear, what's this? You used to have such nice handwriting,
What is this word?
-What are the two of you doing? -I missed Titi,
Ducu, I don't like this,
My blood pressure's gone up, Dear, why are you doing this?
-Who's a good boy? -Ask Andra, since she's with you,
I have, of course,
She says you don't love her anymore, Really?
Do you know she called me a shameless parasite?
Language, dear!
-We're not children, Mum, -She says you're a child,
Look, baby, who's there? Where is daddy?
-Andra, dear, you talk to him, -Say "meow"!
See you in the morning,
Kisses, darling,
Markus…
I couldn't tell him I'm sleeping at your place,
Why not?
He's a Cancer, he's so sensitive,
Have some Romanian liquid courage,
Firewater,
You'll let me read your book, right?
If you're good,
Usually I don't let anyone read it before it's out,
Pure medicine,
Your medicine's gone straight to my knees,
That feels so good,
You know what would make this perfect?
An ear massage,
Excuse me, Manfred,
Want to come?
I'll wait here,
If you change your mind, there are towels there,
Are you coming?
I'll be right back,
Markus, what are you doing?
Mother, wake up, I'm hungry,
Hey, what's up?
Come here,
Sit down,
Jump!
Let's try again,
Wait and… go,
Jump!
Wait, Jump,
Stop, Great!
Thank you, Duca,
You sneaky weasel,
She can't make it tomorrow,
She's feeling sick, she rescheduled us in two days,
What was I to say?
But I'm leaving in two days!
-What's with these? -They're Răzvan's,
Want to drive?
Yes, I do,
My, I wonder who that is!
Who could stop by at this hour?
-What a surprise! -Hello,
-Is this a bad time? -Not at all!
We went to Kika…
And thought we'd stop by!
-Long time no see, -Hello, love!
-We were at Kika and… -I've lost an earring,
-This is great timing, -How so?
We were about to eat,
You bring it, okay?
What a surprise!
Hello, big man!
Dear, look who's come to see us!
Please, do sit down,
We really don't want to inconvenience you,
Just thought we'd stop by,
Call her, go ahead!
Let's see if it was her or you who put off the signing,
Call her, come on!
You staged a whole masquerade just to tell me you've reconsidered?
Suddenly I'm not a lazy parasite?
Making me fly here like an idiot…
Dragging your parents into this,
Are we your toys, Andra?
Tell me!
You can't even admit you've been an idiot and suddenly you don't want a divorce,
The nerve on you…
-I missed you, -I didn't,
Now I want a divorce,
-Do you have someone there? -No,
No need for explanations, it's over, bust, kaputt!
I'll end this circus after I come back,
Pass me that,
Mr, Puiu!
Thank you,
What did you say your name was?
Alexandru,
Ducu Dobrescu,
A friend of your daughter Giulia,
I was in Berlin,
Giulia sent you this,
Here are some photos of Markus,
Your grandson,
I'm not well at all,
What's wrong?
Everything's wrong,
I can't wait for the end,
Don't say that,
Do you have a light?
Thanks,
Thank you,
You don't speak German,
Markus!
I'll roll you over, OK?
So this is where you were!
Yes, this is where I was, Where were you?
I've been busy with Ulli, a group is coming in tomorrow,
-I looked all over for you, -I looked for you too,
How are you? Had a good time?
At the party? Great!
What?
Did that thing with Andra ruin your mood?
That too,
No idea what got into her,
Maybe you two will get back together,
No, when I get back to Bucharest I'll ask for a divorce myself,
So what's the deal with your big guru guy?
-Who, Ulli? -Ulli - schmoolly,
Are you jealous?
I don't like his face,
You're jealous!
Yes you are,
My back hurts,
Some other time, then,
Namaste,
Hey, it's me, Listen,
Stop texting and e-mailing me, it won't help,
It makes it worse for you and distracts me from my work,
We're not the first nor the last divorcés,
So let's be civilised about it,
Thank you,
Cool, the whole tarot thing,
I took it to Japan too,
I'm trying to bring it to Romania,
-Hi, -Hi,
Bye,
By the way,
Let's play,
Pick three,
Now turn them face up, in any order,
The maidens with the shattered statue,
Broken heart,
The cause is in the past,
Right now, you're wandering dark paths,
Here, the Snake,
And the Devil is trying to stick his tail in,
I might stick it back to him,
I only read them,
You picked them,
Free of charge, for compatriots only,
There, there, baby,
He keeps picking his nose,
He just sticks his hand in the pot and stuffs his face,
His hands smell of mutton, you know,
And he won't stop burping,
He must be sick,
There, love,
His tummy hurts!
There, there,
What's this horrid smell?
Open wide now,
Open wide,
There, good boy,
-Come on, -Next stop?
-Home, -No!
This is the address?
Is it here?
I can't live without you, You're my love,
I've missed you so, so much,
Ducu, who are they?
Just…
Friends,
Just friends,
What are you doing here?
I wanted to talk to you, I thought maybe…
You'll push me to suicide,
You want me to kill myself,
VIOLENCE AT PROTEST
-Alexandru, what are you doing there? -Turn on the camera,
I don't like what I hear,
So I overslept,
I thought you were there to work, not to party wildly,
You're not 20 anymore,
-Mum! -This is not how we raised you!
-If your father was still alive… -Mum!
You will apologise to poor Andra and come back home!
I'll come back when my residence ends,
Don't make me come over there!
I need to go, I have stuff to do,
See you later, bye,
Alexandru!
Occupied!
Your turn,
Markus!
Everyone's grumpy today,
I'm sorry,
I just need to make some…
…creative decisions,
-Can I help? -How?
I couldn't help myself, I had a little look yesterday,
Why?
I said I'd show you when it's ready!
Fucking shit!
What? Want the phone?
Your back still hurt?
No, now it's my head,
Want a massage?
Let's see you,
Not bad!
Harder right there,
Can I have the phone now?
You sly fox!
Go!
Good,
Again,
Wait!
Go, go, go!
Sorry for earlier, I'm going through a rough patch,
It's like I can't write anymore,
It's my fault too, I shouldn't have peeked,
No, not at all,
I just got all angsty,
In two weeks I have to go back,
And it will be nasty with Andra,
You can stay a while if you want,
And do what?
Write,
It's quiet here,
Thanks,
Mom, water!
Mom!
it troubles all of us,
Fuck off, German shithead!
Bye, Mr, Schmoolly,
And you're sure it's what you want?
I've given it a lot of thought,
-You know my life's complicated now, -Yes,
That's why I want this,
To come to Bucharest, so we can be together,
It will be alright, you'll see,
For us, for my dad, for everyone,
I don't want to lose you again,
-Hello, -Hi,
Wait a moment,
I'm listening,
I just wanted a word,
Right,
You got the wrong idea,
It wasn't what you thought it was,
I've been thinking about us a lot lately and…
Listen,
I need to hang up, We can talk when you get back,
-OK, -Bye,
Going to Mailat and Associates,
-Hi, -Razvan, old boy, how are you?
Great, and you?
I'm listening,
-Why did you change the lock? -It broke,
I filed the divorce papers,
We've mailed you a copy, it should be there,
You could have told me,
That wouldn't have changed anything,
You can contact Razvan, he's my attorney,
Contact him about what? Dividing furniture?
What furniture? We're not dividing anything,
With your official income in the last seven years, you get squat,
Zero, nada, niente,
Bye,
Get an attorney, my man,
We have a meeting here at four,
Good luck,
You too,
It's noon, dear, I've brought you some cocoa,
Come eat something,
What?
Ducu dear, don't take this the wrong way,
Only, you see…
I've met someone in the park,
He lives nearby,
across from Billa,
Met someone?
A gentleman,
Mugurel,
A lovely person, a retired engineer,
He has a grown daughter, she lives in Canada,
He's a man of taste, you'll love him, you'll see,
Thank you,
How sweet,
I'd love that…
Then perhaps a little walk…
Great… Let's do that,
Here,
Here it is,
Does it really hurt?
I don't think so,
Markus, come here,
Dear, let them be!
Markus, give the dogs a break!
He took it!
-No, Aruna! -Aruna!
Give them a break, dear,
Markus,
Please, dear, let them be,
Markus, that's enough,
Come here,
Aruna, come here, leave him alone, Aruna,
Markus,
Please, dear, leave the dogs alone,
Ducu, how about giving me a hand?
Markus, stop,
Stop it,
Markus,
Stop,